this is a dangerous topic my friends.
you get on a tram, and you are confident you will get home, however you have 10-15 stops to go till your stop...so slowly your eyelids start to close, and as you struggle to fight a losing battle your eyes give out, and you convince yourself its just for a station or two...
then before you know it, you are at a new station name, one you do not recognize, and now comes the issue.
do you walk left or right, if you follow logic, you know all tram stops before your stop, and thus when you get dropped of, you turn left and walk that way till you reach something you recognize.
unless you are Lav, then you go right, and you pass one tram stop and loo for familiar sights and as you dont see any, you keep walking, and you walk, past the next, and the next, and the next station, and soon you see a tram waiting in the distance (never good news, since it means you have reached a turning point for trams) but you walk towards because for some reason you are sure that is the way to go. As the tram leave the station you notice that there are no more tracks for you to follow, and that you have in fact reached the end of the tram line.
At this point you begin to curse. everything. mother father brother sister friend uncle cousin and anyone you cna think of, and you start to call people that may be awake so that you may bitch appropriately about the fuck up you just created. and hope that maybe they see some humor or positive side to it, because you surely do not.
when you realize that in fact everyone is sleeping and that no one gives a fuck that you are a fucking moron who sleeps on trams and they feel no pity or anything for your stupidity, that's when you realize that you have to walk back, all 4 tram stops, and even if that happens to be 2 miles, and there is nothing that is separating you from that fact, you are tied to it. if you wish to come home, you will walk, if not, you can nap on a street corner like a bum and hope to catch a morning tram...
the moral is my friends, do not sleep on trams, and if you do, when you get of, and you are unsure of your surroundings, always, ALWAYS turn left and walk towards the left side, as that will bring you back......
my legs and my brain is tired now, and to top it off....i missed an NBA playoffs game.....now that's a real reason to be damn pissed off!
7 months ago
3 comments:
im not sure what it has to do with left and right, but you're known to confuse those two!
A couple of rules I'd add here:
1. Never try to fight against fatigue (umor?). Never. It's always stronger... as you already know... ;)
2. When on a tram and really tired, don't sit down... even if the chair begs you to sit on it... your legs might hurt (but in your case your legs ended up hurting nevertheless) but at least it'll be easier to fight a losing battle with your eyes...
you should blog again!
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